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I know I have been gone a little longer than I thought, but we’re back in business. It was a long hard slog through muck and mire during which time I learned how to chez Bazooka gum and blow really big bubbles with out getting any in my hair. Absence makes the heart grow musical and I have a new theme song for you to hear. Hang in there folks Loony News will be up and busy again soon..............
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USA Bap ( Bear Ass Press)- NEWS ALERT-A tragic fire today destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush
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My fingers were feeling a tad numb from all my wandering about surfing the web today untill I found this and my fingers froze. They froze in shock and fear...........
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Early this A.M. a rabbit known as Easter Bunny was arrested for malicious destruction of property, public defecation and suspected links to Al Qaeda, extremist Muslim groups and Ciba-Geigy Corp.,. ![]("http://www.loony-show.com/articlephotos/sisterb.jpg")
Sister Bertille who is known as Six Pack in her civilian life has just excepted a calling from god to dedicate the rest of her life on this earth to being a news reporter for Loony News. Bertelli also spends a great deal of time praying by the seaside while also campaigning for Obama.......
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BREAKING NEWS- BAP- Halliburton and the latest promotional flyers that are due to be
released in December. They have been leaked and we have the first copy...............
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Michael E ~ Graduate of the University of Melonville where he recieved his PHD in Alien Behavior. Michael has many credits attached to his name including Director of the now de-funked PFS ( Project for Freedom of Speech), Michael now spends most his time by the seaside writing and watching movies.....
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Has work gotten to you? Have you decided to stay on the beach instead of being arsed to hear any pending earth shattering news or bloody hell need some sun? Are you already sick of the USA Prez 2008 ? Do you need a break? Well we do so read on.......
